Am in competition with no one, i run my own race. I have no desire to play the game of being better than any one in any way, shape or form. I just aim 2 improve than i was before. That is me SIMON ENOTH. Ever simple, free n friendly

PERSONAL BIOGRAPHY

NAME: SIMON ENOTH (YOUNG MONEY)

NICKNAME :
Goodlyfe-Ass-N-gga
City: Kampala

DATE OF BIRTH: 08~AUGUST

GENDER: Male

Next Of Kin: Late Nelson Mandela, Mama Makeba, Uncle Dexter, Aunty Acid, Chuck Norris, Iddi Amin, Kim Jong Ill, Adolf Hitler, Napoleon Bonaparte, Kony, Putin, Osama, Schwarzenegger, Rambo, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Dani Trejo, Steven seagal, Van Damme, Kibwetere, Liam Neeson.

HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare hands.
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount Elgon
- Collecting rock particles from the moon
- Washing aeroplanes, submarines.
- Counting stars.
- Playing hide and seek With shadows.
- Cleaning windows of the Burj Khalifa, Empire state.
- Taking evening walks on the Great wall of China.
- Taking Selfies on the Eifle tower.
- Holding & Supporting the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
- Praying Daily from the Taj Mahal.
- Volunteering at the Pyramids of the Sun

MY RECORD:
- I imagined Desire Luzinda naked & leaked her nudes accidentaly.
- Fought with an elephant and broke its neck.
- I took Kampala road to Jinja.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Poker with Idd Amin.
- Killed Superman. - Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks,
6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds!
-I secretly filmed the maid kicking a Toddler.
- My tears have been known by Scientists to cure HIV, Cancer, Ebola, Marburg, But Too Sad I Don' Cry.
- I can see what is on your Mind.
- I Know DHL, MTN, DKNY, BBC, CNN, M&M, ABC in full.
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long).

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
- Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
-Painted Facebook blue.
-I kept Victoria's secret
- Taught Golola Moses how to Run his mouth & Not How to Fight
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First man to land on the sun.
-Discovered oil in Hoima district.
- I took the Eclipse to North Eastern Uganda.
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SILLY THINGS DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount Rwenzori & Kilimanjaro.
- Sky diving from outer space.
- Jogging with Kiprotich along Mount Kenya.
- Having Breakfast with Museveni & Lunch with Uhuru.
- Tweeting with Kagame.
- Playing Basketball with Obama.
- In Africa I designed the first Libya National Flag the one that was all green. In Asia: I designed the Japanese Flag.
- I loved guavas and hence the Name 'Mapeera house' I hated to Work hence the building 'Workers house', My grandma loved agriculture hence the Mall 'Garden City'
- I slid while jogging on Mount Elgon hence the Mud slides in Bududa.
- I recently forgot Uhuru's BMW Limo in Uganda.
- I declined Queen Elizabeth's Invite during CHOGM.

EMBARRASSING
MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.
- I dared Suarez to bite someone at the World cup, he won the bet.
- I jokingly asked Amama Mbabazi to resign.
- I dared Besigye to walk to work and he won the bet.
- I dared a policeman to Squeeze Ingrid's breast, he won the bet.
- I setup AIRTEL & WARID on a date & They married.
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PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- When a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.
- When weed smoked me and it got high.
- When I stopped the cutting down of Mabira forest.
- I sent away vendors from Kampala Streets.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really really don't like to brag and HATE Braggarts.
#YOUNG_MONEY