I'm on my 4th career, 15th home, 6th car, 3rd smartphone, 6th home computer, 5th family doc, 5th optometrist, 4th dentist, 54th bartender, 3rd shrink, 2nd weight loss, 1.2 millionth 'sigh' at a car not signalling (estimated), 6th TV set, 7th pair of glasses, 8405th bowel movement (exact figure), 17th TTC metropass, 4th Xmas tree, 1,493rd time I type "the" as "teh', 2nd moment-of-clarity, 3rd fire-the-fn'-coach campaign, 4th voice in my head telling me that I'm not good enough in the accent of my logn deceased father, 97th toothbrush, 5th couch, 3rd La-Z-Boy, 197th haircut, 3rd colonoscopy and 2nd plate of fries.