I am a Marketing man and that's how I use my Marketing Skills:

Marketing Concepts

101. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”
– That’s Direct Marketing

102. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
– That’s Advertising

103. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
– That’s Telemarketing

104. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”
– That’s Public Relations

105. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
“You are very rich! Can you marry Me!?”
– That’s Brand Recognition

106. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
– That’s Customer Feedback

107. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
– That’s demand and supply gap

108. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tells her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” And she goes with him
– That’s competition eating into your market share

109. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives.
– That’s restriction for entering new markets




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