OK let's take out all the shit and be realistic: I'm simply amazing. - 'You think I love myself? - You bet I do! - Though I'm not about to vanish up myself anytime soon.

I have power, passion, practicality, pizazz, and I deal with real rather than fucking about with fantasy. I should be famous - I'm a girl-geek unique,performer par excellence'.  I'm not idle; I'm Sharron-idol. - Check this: -

When not out I sometimes stay at home with a web-cam and a microphone. I drink milkshake, hate caviar, but never mind that, I'm a superstar.

Some lesser girls with their whirls and curls, they think they're really it; but they exist without what it's all about: and that means their image is shit. - 'See I have an intellect combined with self-respect, and responsibility too; so if you lack self-esteem and don't wanna live the dream then I got no time for you.

...So you think that this assertion is just a sad act?
Well you have your version; I have the facts.

- 'Ave it! -

I'm extremely loyal and will fight almost to the death to stand up for those who I care for/about. I hate injustice and do not tolerate fools lightly.

In all honesty I hate writing autobiographies; but see my blog at kkomp.com/more-about-shazza/

S to the H to the A to the Zee,
To the Zee to the A, L.I.V.E.